me:
yo. be my man on the inside and make sure blondie doesn't hook up with anyone. He's wearing a black shirt and probs talking to the blondie in plaid.
Baldacci Moonboots:
I'm searching.
me:
that's my boy. Grey pants if that helps
BM:
Latino?
BM:
wait are they jeans
me:
Not latino at all. Very much white and they are jeans.
me:
think blonde
THE NEXT DAY
BM:
hey lady, can I interest you in some lunch?
me:
I just made lunch. but I would love to see you!
me:
how did recon go?
BM:
blondie was mia, but I did drunkenly follow a Latino man around for a good 5 minutes by accident.